5-Star Experience
by QicenoQ

It was just another night for me; I completed an animation & uploaded it online. I'm thankfully popular enough to live worry-free, and I was spending my first night out of my home-office in the most fun way I knew how; getting baked & lazing around like a lonely prick.

My refrigerator was empty though, and my cabinets weren't fairing any better. Sad news for me; I was toked into another year, and my belly was empty.



I annoyedly sat back down on the couch, but an idea popped into my head; takeout. I excitedly downloaded an app & browsed the restaurants. Fast-food was enticing; a double-bacon cheeseburger would hit multiple spots right now. But I was interested to see a small family restaurant listed; Blackbear-Style Honey-Glazed Chicken.

The sweet-&-savory title alone made me smile in my high stupor, so I placed a sizeable order.

Now to play the waiting game. I did my usual thing on a night like this; open the browser, display it on my TV, and pull up a folder full of fart porn. I lived alone, and despite living in an urban area, I was fairly secluded from my neighbors. I could put it on all full blast, and nobody would even know what I was doing.

I sat there for a while & indulged my degenerate self. And apparently, I didn't know how much time had passed.

*DING*

I jolted slightly from the doorbell going off, but I excitedly stood up & walked over to it. My stomach felt emptier than ever, and I was still really high.
I pulled my pants up & pulled out my wallet before opening the door.

A bear-girl with messy, shoulder-length black hair stood on the other side. She was my height, but was pretty chunky; so much so that her tube-top & leggings clung tightly to her body.
I smiled at her, seeing the two large bags she was holding. She smiled back at me.

"Hey sir, I'm so sorry for being late..." She sounded down, yet I wasn't even aware of how much time had passed. She then held my bags out to me.

"It's no worries." I tiredly responded, grabbing the bags with a free hand. I then looked down at my wallet, but was unable to grab it.
"Oh- hold on, I'll get you a fat tip..."

I then bent over to set the food on the ground.


BBWWWAAAAAAAARRRBBT!

Suddenly, a gargantuan noise erupted behind me. The familiar bassy noise made my eyes shoot open.
"..." I was too afraid to look up, but the bear-girl's laughter made me. She covered her mouth, failing to hide a massive grin.
"... I-I didn't do that."

"Hehe- that was your TV, sir." She replied. I turned to see an unpaused video continue; half of the screen was taken up by a shaking ass clad in granny-panties.
"Do you like fart videos?~"

"U-Uhm..." I was embarrassed, for sure. Her grin made me blush.
"C'mon, t-that doesn't seem very professional.."

Her smile faded slightly, and she looked kind of worried.
"O-Oh, sorry. My father told me to ask the customers questions. I should've thought about how personal it was... Can I make it up to you?"

"Can you-... what?" I asked.

"Well, my father doesn't want me coming back without a five star review." Her statement made my heart sink slightly.
"So... is there anything I can do?"

"Jeez- hey, don't worry about it." I replied. I then remembered I was holding my wallet out still.
"I-It's fine-"


PPBBRRAAAAAARRBBT!

I jolted as another eruption echoed from behind me. The bear-girl stifled a grin for a bit before laughing again.
"... It's fine." I continued, then opened my wallet. I pulled a twenty out, then held it out to her.

"A-Actually.." She responded, hesitant to grab the bill.
"... I think I have something in mind. If you don't mind, that is!"

"... Oh?" I then replied. She blushed slightly.

"Well... I'm actually really gassy right now." She then looked into my eyes. Seeing her smile after she said that made me feel an odd shiver run up my spine.
"... Can I... fart on you?"

"W- Can you?" I was shocked by her request, to say the least. She eagerly nodded.

"F-For a five-star review. I wanna earn it." She continued, then looked back at my TV. "I think mine are as bassy as hers, if that's a selling point. I-Is me being a bear-girl a deal-breaker though? Because our farts stink."

"... N-Not at all." My attempt at deflecting her self-depricating statement instead came off as an invitation, as she excitedly grinned at me after hearing it.
"I-If you really want to.."

"O-Okay!" She then stepped inside. I picked my food back up, closing the door behind us. Among the obvious, I was also shocked by how willing she was to go along with it.

She walked into the living room & looked around.
"Woah- this place is huge!" She said excitedly. "I could fit our entire restaurant in here!"

"T-Thank you." I said, sitting my bags on the table. I then paused the video that caused this.
"So... How do you wanna..."

She then approached my couch. She kneeled into the cushions & rested her arms on the backrest, laying her head on her arms. Her butt then poked out; a small, fluffy tail poked above her leggings.
"I could do this, and... you could get behind me. But the table might block you if you need to pull away."

I stared at her ass shamelessly, following it as she shook her hips invitingly.
She then turned to the rest of the couch & flopped down on her belly, closing her legs. Her hips looked wide now, and I continued to ogle as she brazenly displayed the positions we could assume.
"Or I could lay down like this, and you can lay behind me. If you can't handle it, you can just pull away!"

"... Yeah..." I managed to choke out. She smiled as she shook her hips again. "... T-That's good."

"I was hoping you would say that. This couch is mega-cozy.~" She nuzzled herself into my cushions as I walked past her.
I then stared at her backside. Physically, this was the closest I had been to anyone in a while. And on top of that, she was fulfilling my fart-fetish.
I leaned over the armrest. She looked back at me, making me shudder as I hovered my face above her butt. Her warmth was already shiver-inducing.
"... O-Oh, do you not wanna lay all the way down?" She then asked.

"... I-If you really don't mind, I guess I could.." I murmurred, looking back down. Half of my vision was engulfed by her thick butt. It swayed a bit once again, beckoning me closer.
I then laid down all the way. Her leggings were soft & warm, and my face sunk into her crack like her butt was a pillow.
I immediately indulged my ass-loving heart by taking the longest, deepest sniff of my life. The smell of her ass was as intoxicating as it was nauseating. Part of me wanted to gag, but the other part of me kept me trapped.

"Okay, I have to fart now!" She ecstatically warned me. My sniffing slowed down as I waited for it.


Bbbwwwwoooooooooorrrrpphht...

A deep, airy surge of burning-hot wind then filled my nose over the span of several seconds. I eagerly sniffed as it vibrated against my face.

But it was bad.

Like- it was truly horrendous. It reeked strongly of digested meat & sweets, and I could feel a cloud of it form in my mouth.

"Mnng-" I tried to stifle a cough as I pulled away & covered my now-burning nose. I then coughed repeatedly, shaking my head in an attempt to clear it out.

"I knew that would happen, hehe..." She shyly commented. "D-Do you wanna stop? Or do you want me to release them further away? I-I have a lot more."

Even if her gas was toxic, her demeanor & gentleness regarding me sniffing them helped keep me invigorated enough to continue.
"I-It's okay." I replied, then leaned back over the armrest. She looked at me with concern as I hesitantly nuzzled my nose in her crack again.


bwoorp

prrrpbt

I jolted as two smaller farts came out. She was holding back, and I silently thanked her as I took short sniffs.
It was almost like how I'd imagined it; overwhelming, but having my nose buried in a cute, gassy girls' ass made my heart race. I would have thought this was a marijuana-induced dream if I wasn't actually smelling it.


Pffmmpsssss...

My nose was then assaulted by a really bad one. It thumped against my nose at first, then a burning SBD seeped into my nose mid-sniff.
I gagged & covered my mouth as I pulled away.

"Hehehe- oh my god, that one was warm!" She laughed loudly before fanning her butt. I kept my nose pinched for a bit; that last one was almost traumatizing.
"Are you okay back there? We can call it quits if you really want."

"I-..." I coughed again as I tried to find my words. Her gas affected me badly, but aside from how offensive they were, this was the hottest thing I had ever experienced. Her gentle smile made me feel at ease.
"... c-can we try something?" I then pitched. She looked at me quizzically.

"Oh- sure, of course! What did you have in mind?"

"Well..." I turned back to the TV after some time. The particular model on screen only did solo videos, and I always wondered how badly someone would react if they were face-deep; at her mercy.
"... C-Can you... make me endure them...?"

"..." She paused slightly, then a slight smile creeped onto her face. "So... ... a-are you sure about that?"

"I-I don't know..." I hesitated after making my request. She turned back to me with pursed lips.
"... Maybe? Kinda?"

"Well... okay." She then slid off the couch. Even at my height, her accepting my request made her feel powerful compared to me.
She giggled as she ran at me, then grabbed my arms. My still-high body was them slammed effortlessly onto my couch.
She then hopped on top of me, reverse-straddling me as I weakly fought. Her giggling was as consistant as it was infectious.

She shook her hips as she slid back, looking at me over her shoulder at the same time. I turned my head to the side, making her laugh as she reared back & grabbed a handful of my hair.

"No you don't!~" She playfully taunted, then backed up again. Her butt embraced my face immediately, and I was smothered aggressively. I tried to turn my head, but my nose was trapped in her crack. It smelled awful, but my inability to fight her off turned me on.
She was still laughing as I gave in. She grabbed my hands & shook her hips.


Ppbbrrrrwwooorrbbppppbbbppptt...

A long, wet fart then vibrated my entire head. The geyser of gas from deep within her colon assaulted my nose, and I gagged hard as she forced me to bear it. As overwhelming as it was though, my cock was solid at this point.


Fffffffsss... Bbbwwoooorrbbt!

She laughed as I jolted again. My fruitless attempt at pulling my nose away from her asshole brought much delight to her.


Ppprrrrrrrrrrrbbppt!

Bbrrrrrrrrrrpphss...

Prrraapt! Pffff... fffmps...

She continued slamming me with fart-after-fart. My gagging eventually stopped as I got used to the smell. At this point, I was purely enjoying myself.

But then, a ringtone went off. She huffed above as she pulled her phone out.

"Oh no... It's father..." She murmurred, still sitting on my face as she answered the call.
"H-Hey, I got held up in traffic. The customer's house was kinda far away, but I'm making my way back! ... ... ... Y-Yes, I treated them with the utmost respect!"

She continued to smother me, forcing me to breathe from her ass as she talked to her dad over the phone. I eagerly huffed her musky backside.

"Y-Yes, father. I'll be back shortly. Sorry for the wait.." She then hung up, sighing as she sat the phone down on my chest.
"Ohp- Oh my god- I'm still sitting on you!" She then hopped off. As much as I was enjoying myself, the fresh air was too sweet for me not to gulp.
"S-Sir, I am so sorry! Please forgive me..."

I tiredly smiled up at her before giving her a thumbs up. She sighed with relief as she slid off of me, looming above my nearly lifeless body.
I then pulled the same $20 from earlier out of my pocket, along with four more. The bear-girl's eyes lit up as she watched me hand her the money.

"Awwe! T-That's so much!" She excitedly squealed. "Eeeee~! Thank you so much!~"

"A-Anytime..." My smile stayed as I sat up. "Y-You earned those 5-stars, a positive review, a-and whatever else you want..."

"Oh?" She then hummed. "Okay, in that case... I-I want you to order from us again. T-Tomorrow."

She eagerly awaited my response, smiling as I nodded in confirmation.

I walked her back to my front door before waving her goodbye, and watched as she drove down my driveway & left.
As I walked back to the kitchen, I was reminded of something major; I'm still high as shit, have a bowl still packed, and had two massive bags of chicken to eat.
I sat back down as I turned the browser off & opened YouTube; in the meantime, opening the location on google & leaving my positive reviews. And as I sank my teeth into some chicken, my eyes lit up; it tasted amazing.

I would definitely be ordering from there from now on.