Holiday Sale
by Notemania

Working retail can be tough, especially during the holiday season. Ted of course was well aware of this, and as the end of the year approached the young employee had been dreading this shift.

Ted worked at Cashmore, a mall department store that was part of a much larger chain. For all intents and purposes he was essentially at the bottom of the pyramid, which was to be expected given how he only started working at the store a couple of months ago.

The idea of having to work extra hard for what would ultimately amount to very little extra pay was not too appealing for the young man, but with a significant chunk of his coworkers being away on vacation, neither he nor the store could afford his absence.

As he was given the task of opening up shop, Ted arrived at the store early in the morning. Despite it being so early on a cold winter day, a horde of customers were already waiting by the front door, hoping to take full advantage of the store’s annual “Holiday Sale”.

Being a remarkably small and weak young man, Ted struggled to squeeze his way through the crowd after his demands for them to move fell on deaf ears. Nearly a minute of this, he finally made it to the door.

Once he unlocked the door his efforts were immediately rewarded by the impatient crowd shoving him out of the way as they forced themselves into the store, with one particularly heavyset woman carelessly trampling over him in the process.

Apart from a bit of back pain Ted was unharmed, physically at least. While he was thankful to not have gotten any serious injuries, his relief was undercut by the realization that had he been hurt in a more serious manner he probably could have gotten out of work.

Nevertheless, the boy picked himself off the ground and entered the store, prepared for the rest of what he assumed would be his hardest shift of the year.

The next few hours were remarkably uneventful in spite of the rush, though Ted did go specifically out of his way to avoid customers as much as possible despite his boss having instructed him to do otherwise.

Unfortunately for Ted however, things were about to go south for him, as while he was restocking some of the higher shelves in an aisle, a couple of rowdy kids ran by and mistakenly knocked over the ladder he had been using, causing the young man to fall.

Rather than landing on the hard tile floor and shattering every bone in his body however, Ted somehow ended up landing between the soft, squishy cheeks of a woman who he immediately recognized as the woman who trampled over him earlier.

As luck would have it this woman, named Susan, had been squatting over on the other side of the aisle as she searched the bottom shelf for whatever product she was looking for. This luck however was short lived, as while Susan was searching the shelves, she swayed her rear from side to side in such a way that was causing Ted to slip into her crack.

“Uh, miss?” Ted cautiously tried to get Susan’s attention. To his misfortune however, his calls for attention went unnoticed as Susan had earbuds on, dooming the poor young man into slipping deeper into her crack until eventually his entire form had been engulfed.

Now completely wedged between Susan’s cheeks, the first thing that came to Ted’s attention was the powerful smell that filled the cramped airspace. Ted obviously didn’t expect the inside of a fat lady’s asscrack to smell very nice, but the smell was overwhelming nonetheless. As such Ted tried as hard as he could to squirm his way out of the woman’s ass, at least hoping to get her attention, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t break free.

Eventually however, Susan found what she had been looking for, and so she got up, letting out a powerful fart in the process much to Ted’s dismay.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

“Ooh, I hope no one was around to hear that. Whew, or smell it...” Susan said to herself in response to her fart, completely unaware of the fact that she had just farted in a boy’s face. After looking around and letting out a sigh of relief as she reached the incorrect conclusion that no one was in the aisle with her, Susan pulled up her sweatpants and went on her way, with Ted now further trapped in her crack, being grinded between her massive cheeks.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

Susan continued shopping for the next few hours, going from shop to shop in order to fill out her rather extensive shopping list. At the same time, she continued letting out her gas whenever she felt it would be safe to do so, remaining completely oblivious to Ted’s suffering.

This carried on until eventually Susan decided that it was time for lunch. Against her better judgment, the woman decided that she wanted to try out the new Burrito King at the mall’s food court. Once she got her order, she sat down at one of the booths, unknowingly crushing Ted under her weight as she began eating her lunch.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

“Darn, I should’ve known this was a bad idea. Oh well, what’s a bit of extra gas?” Susan commented as she let out a particularly strong fart, most of which forcing its way up Ted’s nose. In response to this powerful stench, Ted made another desperate attempt to squirm his way out of the woman’s ass, but just like last time his struggles were completely ignored.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

As she enjoyed her meal, Susan wound up blasting several farts in Ted’s face. At this point Ted had completely given up on struggling, instead simply cried to himself as he was forced to endure the strong stench.

After about a half hour of this, the woman had finally finished her meal and as such had gotten out of her booth. As a result, Ted was finally free from her weight, but as he was still trapped in her crack this was only a small mercy that was pretty much mitigated by the boy once again having to deal with being grinded between her cheeks as she walked around.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT!!

The rest of Susan’s shopping trip went pretty much as expected, with her continuing to let out her seemingly endless supply of gas onto Ted. At this point however she didn’t even feel bothered to try and keep her farting discrete, which in turn meant that her farting had become even more frequent than it had been earlier.

A few hours passed and eventually Susan had gotten everything she felt was worth buying. Ready to go home, the woman left the mall and headed back to her car.

Feeling the air around him get cooler, Ted could immediately tell what was going on, and not wanting to get dragged home with his clueless captor, he once again made a futile attempt to get her attention. As anyone would have guessed however, this went completely unnoticed.

Instead, Susan got in her car, once again sitting on Ted as she took her seat. The moment she started up her car the woman’s fat body began to shake as the engine ran, practically pulverizing the smaller man under her.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

As she drove home, Susan continued farting on Ted just as she had been since he had found himself stuck in this unfortunate position. On top of this, the roads were quite bumpy this time of year due to both the piling up of snow and the spread of salt that was laid onto the roads to prevent freezing, which of course only added to Ted’s suffering as her body continued to bounce on his.

By the time Susan got home, she was absolutely exhausted from having spent the entire day shopping, so she unpacked her car as soon as she could and quickly made her way to the couch, hoping to sit down and spend the rest of her evening watching TV.

Instead of that however, Susan ended up falling asleep after about five minutes.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

As he remained trapped under Susan’s gassy ass, Ted simply sobbed to himself for the next several hours. He had completely given up trying to get the woman’s attention by this point, so all he could do was continue to endure her gas.

Ted knew that today was going to be a bad day, but he never could have expected it to wind up the way it did. All he could do now was hope that his boss would accept “getting carried away in a woman’s butt” as an excuse for missing the rest of his shift.